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A man staggers into an emergency room with a
concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly
around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both
sliced our ball into pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I
was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my
wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'. I don't remember much after that.
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