A lady golfer stepped up to tee off. . .several men were waiting patiently for their turn. . .she danced around a little bit (like golfers do), making sure her feet were placed correctly. . .then she put one hand on the club shaft, inspected it, then placed the other hand. . .took a couple of practice swings . . .THEN she hauled off with a mighty swing. 

The ball bounced a couple of times, and then rolled about ten feet. . .and stopped. 

Disgusted, she turned to the men and said, "Would you believe I just finished ten f------ lessons?" 

One of the men replied, "Too bad you didn't take GOLF lessons, lady".