One day a woman was having sex with her
husbands best friend when the phone rang....
She answered, said, " yes... uh huh... ok...
bye".
When she hung up the phone, the best friend asked
who it was... she replied, "my husband".
The friend jumped up and started putting on his
clothes and the wife said, "Oh don't worry, he just called to say he was
out playing golf with you."