A man takes the
day off work and
decides to go out
golfing.
He is on the second
hole when he
notices a frog sitting
next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of
it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around
and doesn't see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron." He looks
at the frog and
decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs
a 9 iron. Boom!
He hits it 10 inches
from the cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow
that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit
Lucky frog."
The man decides to take
the frog with
him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a
3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK
where to next?"
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says,
"OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit
Roulette." Upon
approaching the
roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog
replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."
Now, this is a
million-to-one shot
to win, but
after the golf game
the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash
comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his
winnings and buys
the best room in the
hotel. He sits the
frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't
know how to repay you.
You've won me all
this money and
I am forever
grateful." The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it.
With a
kiss, the frog turns
into a
gorgeous 15-year-old
girl.
"And that,
your honor, is how
the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not
William Jefferson Clinton."
